Can I get a pity party up in here? I mean seriously! I DO NOT GIVE A RATS A$$ that Dionne Warwick has filed for bankruptcy. So have I. Where is my pity party and national news coverage? She filed for bankruptcy to get out from under her back taxes? In my state you are not allowed to include back taxes in your bankruptcy. I will be cutting the IRS a check every month for probably the rest of my life, cause I screwed up for a few years. How come she gets to claim hers? Is it a NJ thing or what? Anybody out there care to chime in on the finer points of NJ tax law?
I mean seriously, can I get some national news coverage? It would be great blog traffic! I do not feel bad for her at all, poor little rich old lady. I am willing to bet that she has a hell of a lot more hidden away than the $2000 asset limit I was allowed. Furs, cars, jewelry, playboys hiding in her walk in closet #3, free lunches, free designer clothes, free media coverage anytime she desires, and I'm all like over here, could I have gotten my diamond ring not included, so I didn't have to hide or pawn it? Ree-dick-you-luus! She goes on tv wearing a fur coat and files for bankruptcy? Is there a separate set of rules for the rich and famous? Oh that's right she knows somebody, who knows somebody, who screwed somebody , that saw her on the psychic network! Oh...It's poor dead Whitney's auntie, let's cut her a break! My mom died, and nobody told me I didn't have to pay taxes, and gave me free clothes to wear! Right! Seriously? It just makes me angry! So angry! I could just wring her neck! Love me because I am a poor little rich celebrity, and boo hoo hoo, I am having a hard time, so I will put out a public appeal for sympathy! Buuuut I got to keep my cars, my house, my whatever the hell else that I stowed away in offshore accounts and safe deposit boxes. I bet she never has the threat of someone doing a home inspection to make sure she is not lying. How come we hold the rich and famous to a different standard?
I am going through one of the hardest times of my recent life, and hardly anybody knows, or gives a shit! It is embarrassing to air your personal shit in public, not to mention it could affect the future career of a normal person, if publicly aired. Lawsuits, taxes, bankruptcy, losing your house, cars, stuff, family disowning you over monetary shit that really has nuttin to do with you, those are real life issues. Not some silly celebrity, who is too stupid to manage her own finances in the first place. I have NO SYMPATHY for Dionne Warwick.
Just like I have no sympathy for those who live a jet set lifestyle, at 33, on their parents dime. Isn't it time to grow the eff up? When you have been married for almost 10 years, been in school for 12, and have a child, it is time to grow up and get a real job. Time to pay for your own shit. Time to remove yourself from daddy's car insurance and stop lying about what internet ordered "meds" that your insurance won't cover, to scam a parent out of an easy grand a month. Time to learn accountability, time to clean up your own messes and handle your own mistakes. Time to stop helping yourself to your father's bank account, and blaming it on your dead mom. Nobody would let me out of 20,000 worth of fraud charges(then again I wouldn't steal 20,000 from a loved one), but knowing my luck, they sure as hell would try to ruin me by suing me for embezzlement, damn well knowing I didn't take a thing, and could prove the innocence. Millionaires have money to play with, to screw with you with, and seriously eff up peoples lives. They have lawyers on retainer for sport. I cannot stand people who aspire to be these, fake celebrities. Having a couple of them in my life, however remotely up until a week ago, I have learned a few things. The desperate to be famous, will do anything to get ahead. Lie, cheat, and steal. Even from their own families. Their clean healthy living lifestyle that they market, their squeaky clean image, is totally fake. When you lie, cheat , and steal to support your lifestyle, or "sport" it becomes an addiction. An unhealthy addiction. Just like drugs or alcohol. And when the monetary assistance is cut off, they drop you like a hot potato! Family or not!
So I hate pity parties for celebrities! Disgusting! Makes me sick! The sheer sense of entitlement they all posess is just sickening! All they will ever care about is number one, themselves. And smile at you, disarmingly charming with that holier than thou attitude!
End of vent.
